Chat with a guy who likes everything.

tallandstupid:

dannyjelinek1: proof i don’t like everything, here’s a list of things i don’t like off the top of my head:
Aeon Flux movie
Captain Beefheart

me: keep going

dannyjelinek1: that’s it

Aww! Danny :)

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I sleep on my side. What that says about me:

“You’re a free-spirited adventurer, who loves life and constantly seeks out new, exciting experiences. You hate leaving the house. You’ll listen to anybody and do what you’re told. You hate showering. You can’t stand the sight of yourself, but you’re surrounded by mirrors. You’ll have sex with anything, but you’re terrified of STDs. You make your own rules, question authority, and stand by your convictions. Sometimes you wake up crying and can’t figure out why, but then remember it’s because you’re so incredibly lonely. Your favorite food is pizza.”

What does your sleep position say about you?!

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mattbraunger:

Let’s do it.

Why not “don’t do anything to a ginger day” ? i don’t want to be hugged or kicked. i want to be left the FUCK ALONE.

:(

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good memories

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Thanksgiving is always bad for me. The worst one was a couple years ago. We were at my Uncle Toby’s house with the whole family. I got really drunk and stormed out of the house because everyone started making fun of my “piggy face.” I didn’t run too far before finding a bridge I could sit under. A man came over to me a few minutes later and told me I was in his spot. I told him he don’t own the land and he pulled a knife out.  He totally was just psyching me out and used the knife to cut a flower for me. How sweet is that? It wasn’t actually a flower, just some shrub, but whatever. I was into it. He sat down next to me and we started talking. I was pretty drunk and we kept drinking from his whiskey bottle, so I really don’t remember what we talked about. I just know I was falling in love. He was smelly, old, and I can’t remember his name, but there are no rules in love. We made out and I asked him to marry me. I don’t know if that’s what set him off, but he tried to smother me with his travelin’ bag. He passed out in the middle of the smothering so I got up and caught my breath. I looked at him lying there on the concrete and cried. I cried and kissed his filthy mouth because I still loved him, but I knew he’d just keep trying to murder me. I went back home ready to forgive everyone because hey, what’s the use? When I got there the place was surrounded with police and ambulance becuase Uncle Toby had stabbed Grandma and a couple of my younger cousins. Fuck! I wish I could remember homeless guy’s name. So depressing.

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Nico Muhly- Mothertongue- I. Archive - Abigail Fischer.

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Happy Birthday, Erni!!!

(This Ain’t Saved By the Bell xxx)- it’s just the trailer so it’s “safe for work”

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I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular.
Charles Bukowski (via drewhancock)

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why do i dress like an eldery bag lady? seriously, i’m asking. is it low self esteem?

why do i dress like an eldery bag lady? seriously, i’m asking. is it low self esteem?

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we have the power to stop GPOYW. Just post pictures of yourself whenever you want!

EDIT:

unless it was someone’s dying wish to have GPOYW a thing. I don’t want to stop someone’s dying wish.

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