dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play
the most brilliant casting director in the world couldn’t manufacture this on purpose
I’m just so sad it stopped playing
Hey! I’d love it if you watched our new Channel 101 show!
davidseger asked waderandolph, kelsyabbott, and me if we would spin off the skateboard cop character from Car Jumper. We did, and now you can see the show that everyone is calling “Way better than True Detective”.
Alright! We’ve released our manic multi-filmmaker RoboCop remake it it’s entirety online and for free. So here it is. Based on the original 1987 RoboCop, filmmakers remade their individual scenes however they wanted. 108-minutes. 60 little scenes. A great group of filmmakers put some amazing work into this thing, so hope you load it on your Apple TV or XBox or computer, kick back with some kettle corn, and enjoy it.
I got to be a part of something really great
SHOW YOURSELF, YOU COWARD
EXT. SIDEWALK CAFE
HOUSE and a woman CLAIRE are sitting at one of the cafe’s tables.
HOUSE: I’m glad you decided to dress up for our date.
CLAIRE: I’m your financial advisor! This is not a date.
HOUSE: Just like that’s not a push-up bra you’re wearing.
CLAIRE: You’re rude! You say whatever you please!
Their attention is taken away from their conversation when a young boy at another table starts screaming.
BOY: Ahh! Mommy! My head hurts!! Wahhh!
MOTHER: Shh…it’s okay! I’m looking for your medicine…hold on.
BOY: Hurry, mommy! It hurts!
The music is tense and it seems like House’s attention is on the boy and his mother but we look past them and see that House is looking at a homeless man passed out against a building. House suddenly gets up and walks to the homeless man.
CLAIRE: House! What are you doing?
Claire goes after House, who is now standing over the homeless man.
HOUSE: Sorry to ask you this on our first date, but could you call an ambulance?
Claire notices a bottle of booze next to the man
CLAIRE:We’re not on a date. And you want me to call 911 because this homeless man passed out drunk?
House picks up the bottle of booze and shows it to Claire
CLAIR (CONT’D): ….It hasn’t been opened.
HOUSE: And the ambulance hasn’t been called. I’ll do it myself.
Takes out his cell phone-
i wrote a song about something really important to me. i think sometimes a song is the best way to get people thinking about serious issues. its pretty short and i would really love if you could listen.
Hey! Remember when we remade Footloose? Well this time we remade Robocop! THE WHOLE THING!
Our RoboCop Remake - Trailer
HI GUYS ITS ME ROBOCOP
Guest Submission #16!
Guest submissions are back!!! And this week’s fantastic contribution comes to us from the wonderful and multi-talented Kelsy Abbott!
(If you’d like to submit an Untitled Screenplay of your own just email it to firstname.lastname@example.org)
Curt’s so awesome. I’m stoked to be a part of his awesome blog!