I probably won't regret this.



We got Harry on May 27th, and by the next day, he was dying.

He wasn’t eating. He wasn’t drinking. He wasn’t doing anything but coughing, gagging, and vomiting. We called BluePearl, an animal ER, and were told to bring him in immediately. They diagnosed him with severe infectious pneumonia,…



to when i watched some tapes and FUCKING DIED










Darren Hunt of Utah

The murder of young Black Men by police continues.

oh for fucks SAKE

Y’all he was shot in the back…. HE WAS SHOT IN THE BACK…


He was carrying a sword? This mf in my geography class carried a sword to class everyday and when I expressed my discomfort it was dismissed. But this brotha was shot in the back.

and it was a blunted sword.. couldn’t have cut anybody… but white people walking around with loaded rifles in target…

Exactly! This is evil.

Damn. Niggas can’t even cosplay anymore? I would love to see the cosplay community say something about this but that definitely won’t happen

Also: this paper is edited by a clown. It should’ve been in the first fucking paragraph that this dude was cosplaying. I’m reading this shit wondering why the fuck this negro is walking down the street with a sword and obvious answer is hidden almost at the en of the article.

This dude was cosplaying.

He was dressed up in a costume.

Should all black people just stay home on Halloween this year?

Friendly reminder that the police shot a black cosplayer in the back

Jesus Christ, American law enforcement. Get your fucking shit together.

I’ve never had a first place show in Channel 101 before, everyone! I’m pretty excited!


in case you’re up for a little game later


Open letter to Stefanny, et al

Just heard from my daughter that one of her friends from high school had started a little “stir” on facebook . She dared to call out the former “cool” kids for excluding her from their ten year reunion. Aforementioned daughter was also not invited- Gasp! I am…

I don’t care about my high school reunion, but I’m sure glad my mom does cause I like this post!

Husband and Wife Eating at Denny's.
Husband: Wow! This sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick.
Wife: Lance! What a horrible expression.
Husband: Its not an expression, Louise. I really think this sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick. I've had a lot of sourdough dicks in my mouth. I'm one hundred percent serious.
Wife: What's a sourdough dick?
Husband: It's a dick, Louise. A penis. From a man.
Wife: What are you telling me? You're gay?
Husband: I'm not gay. And I haven't had a sourdough dick since we married. I do miss them though. I could've sworn we talked about this before.
Wife: No! Never! This is the first time you've mentioned sucking a dick.
Husband: Whoa, whoa! I never have sucked a dick! I've just had them in my mouth. Sourdough dicks 'til dawn.
Wife: And why do you keep saying "sourdough dicks" ???
Husband: That's what they are.
Wife: I'm going to be sick.
Husband: Holy moly! That man's walking like 10 dogs. Look! Across the street there.
Wife: I'm married to a man who loves dicks in his mouth.
Husband: You're still going on about this?
Wife: Should we divorce?
Husband: What? No! You're my Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Cant Be Wrong! Hey, just forget all about this sourdough dick thing, okay?
Wife: I guess I can try.
Husband: Trying won't cut it. I need you to sign these contracts saying you will absolutely forget about all this.
Wife: Oh. Alright. Do you have a pen?
Husband: I have 60 pens stashed throughout this Denny's. If you find three of them in under a minute, this dinner is on me. Ready... GO!
****its okay to repost my own stuff, right? Its been more than 3 years so its okay. its just a really sweet tale is all