I probably won't regret this.

jprescott:

juliavickerman:

Sex Teenagers final episode written by Kelsy Abbott. CRAP THIS IS GOOD.

Dear Kelsy Abbott,

Thank You for being awesome, ridiculous, super weird, hilarious, creative, and a redhead. 

And thank you for being my friend. 

Sincerely,

Julia [P]

Thank you Julias. You make me feel nice. 

And thanks Tom and Dave for letting me write an episode of their really great funny show.  Sorry I got it canceled! Whoopsie. (For real, I feel bad) 

i got these converse for christmas. i think they’re awesome.

i got these converse for christmas. i think they’re awesome.

you are so sneaky, tommy

you are so sneaky, tommy

ebpearce:

ebpearce:

EBPearce’s CUSTOM BEETLE GIVEAWAY!!
As 2011 draws to a close, 2012 BLURSTS OPEN!!! ITS THE LAST YEAR ON THIS PLANET (according the the Mayans) SO LETS GET NUTTY! I had a few beetles left from the Jurassic Park Beetles and I want TO MAKE A CUSTOM BEETLE JUST FOR YOU!!! If you Win, you can own a special hand crafted 1.5inch Stag Beetle DRESSED and DETAILED to your EXACT SPECIFICATIONS by yours truely (EBPearce).
Rules
Must be following me (you can always UNFOLLOW after. It’s your life, do what you want)
Must Reblog to qualify. No limit, go nuts!
Likes will be ignored (cause I suck)
I ship internationally (at least I think I can)
Will pick the winner on Jan 4th (1.4.2011) using a random number generator.
!!!!! I will require 2 weeks to construct and sew your beetle !!!!!
I’m not sure how well this will do, but I thought it’d be fun :) 

LAST DAY FOR THIS BEETLE GIVEAWAY!!!!! I’ll announce the winner tomorrow night at 8pm PST

dr forrester maybe?

ebpearce:

ebpearce:

EBPearce’s CUSTOM BEETLE GIVEAWAY!!

As 2011 draws to a close, 2012 BLURSTS OPEN!!! ITS THE LAST YEAR ON THIS PLANET (according the the Mayans) SO LETS GET NUTTY! I had a few beetles left from the Jurassic Park Beetles and I want TO MAKE A CUSTOM BEETLE JUST FOR YOU!!! If you Win, you can own a special hand crafted 1.5inch Stag Beetle DRESSED and DETAILED to your EXACT SPECIFICATIONS by yours truely (EBPearce).

Rules

  • Must be following me (you can always UNFOLLOW after. It’s your life, do what you want)
  • Must Reblog to qualify. No limit, go nuts!
  • Likes will be ignored (cause I suck)
  • I ship internationally (at least I think I can)
  • Will pick the winner on Jan 4th (1.4.2011) using a random number generator.

!!!!! I will require 2 weeks to construct and sew your beetle !!!!!

I’m not sure how well this will do, but I thought it’d be fun :) 

LAST DAY FOR THIS BEETLE GIVEAWAY!!!!! I’ll announce the winner tomorrow night at 8pm PST

dr forrester maybe?

MY TOP TEN GOOGLE SEARCHES OF 2011

My friend LEE had the good idea of sharing his top ten web searches of 2011 and I’ve decided to copy that idea. Because who doesn’t like to see what other people search? And you’d think that some of these I’d only have to search once and I’d have my answer, but I drink A LOT and forget A LOT. So shut up.

*Eel Porn

*Naughty eel porn

*what does it mean if you like eel porn?

*free eel porn

*cartoon eel porn

*is eel porn illegal?

*eels in love?

*naked ryan gosling

*where find eels los angeles

*eel porn message board

MY PRECIOUS XMAS SWEATER:
HAPPY HOLIDAYS. SWEET DREAMS. 

MY PRECIOUS XMAS SWEATER:

HAPPY HOLIDAYS. SWEET DREAMS. 

nicocolaleo:

The last 15 seconds of this video could be playing on loop for the rest of my life and I would be pretty okay with that

NICO, YOU DONT MEAN THAT. YOURE SWEET, BUT YOU DONT MEAN THAT.

My acting reel! I will reblog this for any casting directors out there!!!! 

140 Underrated Tweeters

tracymarquez:

Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.

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you’re sweet. and also underrated.

I’m at my parents house. Just look at the shit I have to deal with

I’m at my parents house. Just look at the shit I have to deal with

jamesatkinson:

Important.

channel101tumblr:

juliavickerman:

DON’T CARPOOL. An important message from Kelsy Abbott, James Atkinson and John Olsen.

The Channel 101 Awards last night were amazing.

DON’T