I’m watching the most incredible movie. Its a REAL movie from 2009 called Finding Bliss. It stars Leelee Sobieseskii and Denise Richard and its an incredible real movie.  

Listen: So its about Leelee working as a porn editor. But she’s totally not a porn person!!!! She’s a serious filmmaker!!! And she wrote this movie but nobody will make it probably because its fucking garbage. So to get the movie made, Leelee takes this porn editing job so at night she can sneak around like a snake and use the porn sets and film stock and stuff. That’s how I know its garbage. We see her filming scenes from it. And of course, because that was just an awful idea, she gets caught right away. But the people at this porn production place are super rad and nice and tell Leelee its okay to film her piece of fucking asshole skin movie at THEIR STUDIO with THEIR SETS!!! Woooo!! Action!!!!  but wait! Leelee starts getting all horny while editing this porn with Denise Richards (wearing a black wig) and thats cool, but then she casts Denise Richards (without the wig) in her poopy smelly garbage movie and doesn’t notice that its Denise Richards from the porn! I haven’t finished the movie yet- maybe its not supposed to be the same person? That would be weird.  

Leelee’s nerdy friend just dissed the bad guy. He said, “here you go!” and started to hand him a napkin, but then dropped it before the bad guy could take it.  It was seriously an awesome burn.

Hey, so I skipped to the end and Leelee found out it was Denise Ricahrds without the wig in her movie. She also wins a porn award for her porn editing. She also ends up with the porn producer. She also learned a lot about what makes a good film.  She found her bliss in porn. Beautiful. 

***** Hey, so I wrote this while SUPER HIGH. That’s why I thought the movie was so incredible. Its really awful and so is this post. Sorrrrrrrry.******