Its hard for me to have a conversation. Any kind of conversation with any kind of person. Small talk with strangers, giant talk with family, funny talk with friends. I usually blame the social anxiety I diagnosed myself with, but I think its time I place the blame somewhere else. Like my stupid mouth. I mumble . I mumble like (SEARCH GOOGLE: FAMOUS MUMBLERS). I also get extremely shy whenever I start to talk and I’ll forget words. It sucks. It sucks because I like people. I like talking about important stuff and boring crap and learning things and teaching others. I just wish I could warn everyone I have a problem so I wont come off as an asshole or an idiot. But I can’t and so I try and avoid people.

PSYCH! i’m fucking radical at conversations! fucking call me up! right now! ill give you the fucking conversation of your life! youll be all like “my ears hot from the hot phone and im tired” but you wont be able to leave because our conversation will be like the fuckin coolest. i take reservations for this shit. fucking talking reservations. im a paid conversationalist. the library put my photo up and so did applebees for some reason. oh yeah, probably because i talk the best even when im eatin’ my ‘bees!