I probably won't regret this.

hakaiou: V/H/S/2 [2013]“You don’t need that anymore, son....

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:11:00 -0400

V/H/S/2 [2013]
“You don’t need that anymore, son. It is… fulfilled.”

Hey! someone made these rad gifs from V/H/S/2! The first one is me doing some sweet face acting. I think my character just saw a clip from that David Spade show “Rules of Engagement” and Im all like “ew!” I think. I actually don’t remember. I was drunk during the filming. And drunk every time I watched the finished movie. But that’s because I have a problem. The movie is great. You should watch it.

mkupperman: The fabulous Nut Bra. God damn it I love Michael...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:29:12 -0400

mkupperman:

The fabulous Nut Bra.

God damn it I love Michael Kupperman

White Hot Harlots: Edward Snowden is a whistleblower. He exposed criminal activity.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:17:52 -0400

White Hot Harlots: Edward Snowden is a whistleblower. He exposed criminal activity.:

whitehotharlots:

Let’s say, several years ago, I killed somebody. It wasn’t a clear-cut case of murder, though, because it happened in one of those backwater states like Florida where they got wacky gun laws that make it easier for civilians to shoot minorities. Maybe I saw a black kid cutting…

I LOVE WASTING TIME

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:14:00 -0400

damnfinecoffee2013: Kelsy Abbott “Sweet Silent Runner” Acrylic...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 02:13:05 -0400

damnfinecoffee2013:

Kelsy Abbott

“Sweet Silent Runner”

Acrylic - $60

To purchase via Paypal, contact damnfinecoffee2013@gmail.com

This is the best painting ever done by any artist ever. Im definitely better than that Andy Warnhall jerk. Why’s everyone talking about him all the time? What about me

THIS SATURDAY nicocolaleo: Finally, the announcement I’ve been...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:24:25 -0400

THIS SATURDAY

nicocolaleo:

Finally, the announcement I’ve been keeping secret since January!

I’ll be curating an art show at Meltdown Comics the night of June 8th, celebrating and paying tribute to one of the greatest TV series of all time, David Lynch’s TWIN PEAKS! I’m so thankful for this list of talented friends and artists that’ll be contributing their work. Along with them, there will be themed refreshments and food, live entertainment, decor, and maaaybe even some special guests! Mark your calendars, because you’re not gonna wanna miss this fun event!

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MELTDOWN COMICS & NERDIST SHOWROOM present an art exhibition celebrating David Lynch’s iconic television series Twin Peaks, curated by Nico Colaleo. Running June 8th through June 21st!

Donuts and a hot cup of joe, anyone? Damn Fine Coffee brings you back to David Lynch’s mysterious town of Twin Peaks, with an artistic celebration brought to you by over 40 talented artists from around the industry. Join us for the opening reception at Nerdist Showroom at Meltdown Comics (7522 Sunset Blvd.) from 7pm-10pm, Saturday, June 8, 2013! (Tell ‘em the Log Lady sent ya!)

Enjoy Twin Peaks-themed refreshments and live entertainment! Treat your tastebuds to a donut from Winchell’s! Be entertained by Twin Peaks musical accompaniments, themed decor, and photo-ready backdrops! And who knows… there might even be surprise guests! In a place like Twin Peaks, only one thing’s for sure: the owls are not what they seem.

waderandolph: Sorry, everyone else at this two-year-old’s...

Thu, 30 May 2013 20:34:50 -0400

waderandolph:

Sorry, everyone else at this two-year-old’s birthday party, but Kelsy and I already figured out how to be the best attendees there.

John and I are starting a newspaper

Thu, 30 May 2013 17:47:11 -0400

John and I are starting a newspaper

White Hot Harlots: The Actual Gothic

Wed, 29 May 2013 13:33:27 -0400

White Hot Harlots: The Actual Gothic:

whitehotharlots:

I come from a small, shitty town. But when I tell other people about my background, I qualify the exact scope of the smallness and shittiness. Because, remarkably, my town was surrounded by towns that were even smaller and shittier, and it would be mean of me to tell someone about my…

my brother writes too much

juliasegal: This animal sanctuary was destroyed in the Oklahoma...

Tue, 28 May 2013 13:29:30 -0400

juliasegal:

This animal sanctuary was destroyed in the Oklahoma tornado you can donate here: http://donateoklahoma.usza.us/

My in-depth review of the new star trek movie.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:39:57 -0400

My in-depth review of the new star trek movie.

Hey, Had The hat day song from business: the animated series: Live action: the Musical stuck in my head today and Just wondering , do you have any plans to do another Business spinoff in the future? or any projects with wade in general cause you two are hilarious together.

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:31:53 -0400

You’re nice. Thank you! But unfortunately, Wade and I will never make another show because we hate each other.

why is that important to share? eeeeeeee it's not your funniest post

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:33:35 -0400

Why is that important to share? Great question, Anonymous! I thought it was important to share my conversation with my friend because I’m a caring thoughtful person who takes time out of her busy day to help cure cancer. cause guess what, buddy? that last post CURED SOME CANCER CASES!!! Is that an important enough reason? No? Well how about the fact that this is a stupid blog- MY stupid blog and nothing I post is important. Is that important enough for you, pal!?

It may not be my funniest post to you, mr/mrs. NO FACE, but to the members of the very popular site “Whatsyourfunniesttumblrpost.com” it was, in fact, my funniest post. i got a medal for it and everything. wanna see it? id post a photo of it but you’d probably be all like “Why’re you posting that? durrrrrrrrr”

upsetting magic

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:45:00 -0400

my friend john (him again) and i were discussing really upsetting “is this your card?” magic tricks. I think this is important so here are a few we came up with:

** “Is this your card?” “No.” “Oh! You’re right! Its not your card, but IT IS a tiny photocopy of your mothers suicide note!”

** “Why, the ‘card’ you picked wasn’t a card at all! It’s a little sonogram of your miscarried baby!”

*** “Why, the ‘card’ is actually a little copy of mein kampf, signed ‘to kelsy from hitler’”

*** “It’s not your card! its a photo of the medication your father abused to end up in a coma”

*** “It’s not your card! its a theater receipt for dark knight rises from that theater in denver”

** “Well of course you picked that card! It’s covered in your blood! ( turn it around and your blood is all over the card)”

it would be hard to prove it was your blood though, but whatever give us a break.

and so on. you get it.

i was working and forgot i was signed on to gchat, but that...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:22:38 -0400

i was working and forgot i was signed on to gchat, but that didnt stop my friend john from messaging me important business

my review of pain & gain. GET IT? GREAT. NEITHER DO I

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:01:00 -0400

my review of pain & gain. GET IT? GREAT. NEITHER DO I

I want to talk about this again. it happened over 3 years ago,...

Fri, 03 May 2013 15:15:35 -0400

I want to talk about this again. it happened over 3 years ago, but who cares? look at it!

kelsyabbott:

someone knocked on my door real quick at 1 AM. I didn’t get it because I was home alone and I’m a pussy. When I left this morning, this little fellow was outside my door. That’s meat shoved in its stomach! Anyone know what this means?

character sheets by me and Richard Lee. we work at an animation...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:26:46 -0400

character sheets by me and Richard Lee. we work at an animation studio.

OH DEAR GOD

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:31:17 -0400

OH DEAR GOD

i can draw

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:03:12 -0400

i can draw